a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
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