I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
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