Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
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