Puns jokes

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

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You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.

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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

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If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?

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My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.

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I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it

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What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!

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I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

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