Puns jokes

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.

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I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

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When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”

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Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

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If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?

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What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

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