What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
There was a kidnapping at school… Don?t worry, he woke up.
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.
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