Puns jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’

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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.

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I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win. No pun in ten did

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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

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