An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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