why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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