Sea jokes

what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

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what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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