Sea jokes

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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I tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

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Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea

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