Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
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