What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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