What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
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