Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
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