Sea jokes

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.

what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!

Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!