Sea jokes

What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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