Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
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