Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
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