Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
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