Sea jokes

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!

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