why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
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