Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
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