Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
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