What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
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