why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
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