Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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