Sea jokes

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!

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Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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