Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
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