Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
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