Sea jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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