Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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