Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
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