Sea jokes

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.

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The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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