What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
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