What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
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