why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
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