what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
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