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It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
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