Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
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