What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
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