What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
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what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
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