Sea jokes

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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