what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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