Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
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