What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
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