What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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