what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
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