What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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