It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
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