What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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