what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
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