Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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