dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
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