dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
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