I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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