There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
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