Sea jokes

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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