What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
RUS | ENG
