what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
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