Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
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