Sea jokes

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

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what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!

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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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