Sea jokes

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!

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