Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
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