Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
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