what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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