what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
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