Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
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