Sea jokes

If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!

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There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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