What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
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