What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
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