Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
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