When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
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