Sea jokes

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat

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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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