How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
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