Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
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