what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
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