what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
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