What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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