What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
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