What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
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