What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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