Sea jokes

What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????

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Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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