Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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