What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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