why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
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