Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
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