Sea jokes

dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.

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