I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
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