What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
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