How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
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