Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
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