Sea jokes

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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