What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
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