dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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