Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
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