Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
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