I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
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