Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
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