A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
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