why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
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