What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
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