What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
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