When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
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