what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
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