I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
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