The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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