Sea jokes

why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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