Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
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