Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
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