Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
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