Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
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