Sea jokes

Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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