Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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