Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
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