Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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