Sea jokes

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)

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what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!

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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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