Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
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