Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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