Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
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