Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
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