What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
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