Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
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