Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
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