Sea jokes

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??

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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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