why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
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