Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
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What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
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