Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
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