What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
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