People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
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