Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
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