What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
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