Sea jokes

what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid

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bs

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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