What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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