what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
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