The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
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The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
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