what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
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