Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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