Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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