Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
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