why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
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