A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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