what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
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