what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
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