Sea jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????

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