What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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