Sea jokes

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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