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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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