Sea jokes

There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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