Sea jokes

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!

What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.