Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
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