What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
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