The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
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