Sea jokes

It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat

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what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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