What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
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