Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
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