There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
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