why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
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