When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
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