Sea jokes

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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