have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
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