Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
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