It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
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