Sea jokes

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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