Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
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