It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
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