When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
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