Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
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