How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
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