Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
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