Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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