I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
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What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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