It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
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