Sea jokes

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????

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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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