Sea jokes

Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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