what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
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