I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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