Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
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