What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
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