Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
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what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
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