What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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