Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
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