How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
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