what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
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