Sea jokes

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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