Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
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