What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
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