It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
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