The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
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