what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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