The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
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why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
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