What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
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