Sea jokes

what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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