what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
RUS | ENG
