Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
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