Sea jokes

Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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