what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
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