Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
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