What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
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