what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
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