Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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