Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
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Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
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