Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
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