How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
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