What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
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