Sea jokes

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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