What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
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