It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
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What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
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