Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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