A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
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