what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
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