Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
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