Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
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