I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
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