what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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