Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
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