why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
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