What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
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