Sea jokes

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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