How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
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