Sea jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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