Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
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