Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
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