Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
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