Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
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