What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
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