Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
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