What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
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