What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
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