There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
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