Sea jokes

What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow