Sea jokes

What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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