Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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