Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut??
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
The Arabian Sea is in which state
Liquid
What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back???
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted.???
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
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