Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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