Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
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