What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
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