What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
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