Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
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