What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
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