Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
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