How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
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