What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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