Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
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