Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
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