what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
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