what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
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