Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
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