Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
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