Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
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