Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
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