why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
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