Sea jokes

why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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