Sea jokes

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??

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There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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