Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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