why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
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