Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
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