People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
RUS | ENG
