Sea jokes

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

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