Sea jokes

what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!

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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat

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