What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
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