What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
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