There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
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