What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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