Sea jokes

what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)

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bs

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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