Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
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