why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
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