Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
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