What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
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