have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
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