What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
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