i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
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