What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
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