There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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