What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
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