Sea jokes

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Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????

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