why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
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