what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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