What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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