Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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