why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
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