It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
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