what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
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