What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
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