Sea jokes

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.

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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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