Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
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