why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
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