Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
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