What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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