what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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