Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
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