Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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