i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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