Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
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