I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
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