why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
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