What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
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