Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
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