What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
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