Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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