What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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