Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
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