Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
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