Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
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