Sea jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)

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How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!

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