What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
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