Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
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