Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
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