Sea jokes

What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!

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What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.

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