Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
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