Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
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A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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