Sea jokes

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.