Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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