Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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