What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
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Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
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