Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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