Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
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