why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
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