Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
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