what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
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