Sea jokes

What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????

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