Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
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