Sea jokes

why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!

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There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

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what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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