The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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