Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
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