What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
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