Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
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