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Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
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