Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
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