Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
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