A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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