What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
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