Sea jokes

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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