Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
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