There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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