A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
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