Sea jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!

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Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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