What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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