Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
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