Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
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