The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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