Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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