What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
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