have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
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