What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
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