Sea jokes

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

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The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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