dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
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