Sea jokes

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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