Sea jokes

Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??

what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat

Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!

what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?