What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
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Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
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