Sea jokes

Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??

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Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!

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