Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
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