Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
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