There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
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