Sea jokes

Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.