why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
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