Sea jokes

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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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