Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
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