why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
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