Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
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