Sea jokes

Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat

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why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

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