what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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