What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
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