Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
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