Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
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