How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
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