What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
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