what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
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