Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
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