Sea jokes

why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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