Sea jokes

why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

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what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??

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Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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