What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
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