What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
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