Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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