Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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