what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
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