A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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