What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
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