Sea jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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