Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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