The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
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