what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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