Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
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