I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
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