Sea jokes

The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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