Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
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