What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
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