what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
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