Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
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