It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
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