Sea jokes

What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.

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How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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