Sea jokes

have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

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How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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what do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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