I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
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