Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
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