Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
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