Sea jokes

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.

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Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????

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what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level