Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
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