What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
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