What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
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What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
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