Sea jokes

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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