Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
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