what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
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