Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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