what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
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