The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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