What did the the sea do when it seen the beach
It waved
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
Why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears — „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved
Did you sea what I did there?
Dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
What did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!??????
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