why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
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