Sea jokes

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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