What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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