what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
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