Sea jokes

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

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what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved

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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.

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