When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ??????
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
what do you call a burning church? Holy Smokes
What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigerates at the f@cking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we’ve opened a window.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color… Black
What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke
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