Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating. ” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ??????
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
jack and jill went up a hill to smoke weed jack and jill got high and jack ripped jills close right off her then jill ripped jacks close off jack wen they were fully naked they started to kiss but jack stoped jill said i know you wana jack said no but jill jumped on that candy stick any way jack gave in to jill. jill got off then let jack suck her candy stick jill sucked on jacks candy stick
THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke? Quack
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”
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