What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed? a baked potato
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
What Did Rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop & Smoke.
what do you call a burning church? Holy Smokes
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.
What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
What time is it when you can smell smoke ?? inside? Time to get outside
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2 LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ?????? DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. Vote for the better joke
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me? ! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
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