Smoking jokes

What time is it when you can smell smoke ?? inside? Time to get outside

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September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star and Tati Westbrook has gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash, I just don’t find their content interesting, and I don’t watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content. Ok heres ur funi jokeee Who is the best makeup artist? Just because Jeffree has Star at the end doesn’t mean he is best

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what do you call a burning church? Holy Smokes

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(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

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What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”

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Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.

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What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.

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A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I’m not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.

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What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair

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Zebra couldn’t find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when htm title=' and zebras are stuck in this stile forever'>he to the ocean it’s still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

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Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke

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VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ?????? DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.” Vote for the better joke

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