Smoking jokes

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.

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Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high

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Don’t Touch My Truck-By: Breland and Sam Hunt You can drink my liquor You can call my lady You can take my money You can smoke my blunt Scuff these Jordans You can say you hate me You can call me crazy, but Don’t touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don’t touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don’t touch my V8 engine with

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids

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What cigarettes Churchill’s wife likes to smoke? A blue Winston

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I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is ?1,000" But that’s not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

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what does a shark smoke sea-WEED how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH

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When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ??????

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Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I’ve been to the motherf@ckin’ mountain top Heard motherf@ckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain’t got a weapon i’ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i’ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It’s real easy just follow the beat Don’t let that fine girl pass you by Look real close "cause strobe lights blind

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Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke

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I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up

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What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”

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What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke

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