one day little johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar johnny said can i have puff grandpa said can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that day johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink johnny said can i have a sip grandpa said the same thing can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that night johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchin grandpa said hi son can i have a cookie johnny said htm title=' said yes johnny said good go f@ck yourself'>can your dick touch your ass grandpa said yes johnny said good go f@ck yourself
what was the last thing that went through PH’s head? water and smoke
What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
What time is it when you can smell smoke ?? inside? Time to get outside
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is ?1,000" But that’s not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2 LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ?????? DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. Vote for the better joke
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed? a baked potato
What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :) -Dark_Humor
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