one day little johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar johnny said can i have puff grandpa said can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that day johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink johnny said can i have a sip grandpa said the same thing can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that night johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchin grandpa said hi son can i have a cookie johnny said htm title=' said yes johnny said good go f@ck yourself'>can your dick touch your ass grandpa said yes johnny said good go f@ck yourself
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?” Johnny replied “No.” and left the room. The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car. “Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny. “Does your dick touch your asshole?” “No.” The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie. “Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa. “Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?” “Yep.” “Then go f@ck yourself, this is my cookie.”
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.
Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!
Why did the guy get the hose Because the girl was smoking hot
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is ?1,000" But that’s not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating. ” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ??????
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”
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