what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ??????
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Why did the guy get the hose Because the girl was smoking hot
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old Me: “What are you doing??” Bully: “Where’s my nan’s urn?!?” Me: “I don’t know.” Bully: “Tell me!! says worthless shit” Me: “Next time you’re looking for the urn, don’t bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so f@cking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family’s face after!” Don’t bully kids.
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! ??
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I’m not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :) -Dark_Humor
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