Smoking jokes

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son

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Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.

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Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!

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When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

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what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

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what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed? a baked potato

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why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.

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Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

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(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high touch just thigh and said I know you wanna But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a kid

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What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke? Quack

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