Smoking jokes

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Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d? I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!

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What Did Rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop & Smoke.

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Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!

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A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I’m not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.

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Why did the guy get the hose Because the girl was smoking hot

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what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-

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A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.” %% When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder. %% Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees. %% what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk

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One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :) -Dark_Humor

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