what do you call a burning church? Holy Smokes
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating. ” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
What Did Rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop & Smoke.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
jack and jill went up a hill to smoke weed jack and jill got high and jack ripped jills close right off her then jill ripped jacks close off jack wen they were fully naked they started to kiss but jack stoped jill said i know you wana jack said no but jill jumped on that candy stick any way jack gave in to jill. jill got off then let jack suck her candy stick jill sucked on jacks candy stick
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up
crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed
THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! ??
Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!
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