Why did the guy get the hose Because the girl was smoking hot
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! ??
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ??????
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I’ve been to the motherf@ckin’ mountain top Heard motherf@ckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain’t got a weapon i’ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i’ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It’s real easy just follow the beat Don’t let that fine girl pass you by Look real close "cause strobe lights blind
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star and Tati Westbrook has gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash, I just don’t find their content interesting, and I don’t watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content. Ok heres ur funi jokeee Who is the best makeup artist? Just because Jeffree has Star at the end doesn’t mean he is best
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
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