Smoking jokes

What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

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What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.

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what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-

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Don’t Touch My Truck-By: Breland and Sam Hunt You can drink my liquor You can call my lady You can take my money You can smoke my blunt Scuff these Jordans You can say you hate me You can call me crazy, but Don’t touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don’t touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don’t touch my V8 engine with

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A little chimney said: “Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I’m about to smoke!!” The big chimney said next to him: “Well, your to young to smoke…”

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.

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what does a shark smoke sea-WEED how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH

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VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ?????? DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.” Vote for the better joke

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”

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Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d? I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.

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your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain

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what do you call a burning church? Holy Smokes

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Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke

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