what was the last thing that went through PH’s head? water and smoke
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.
THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-
What Did Rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop & Smoke.
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed? a baked potato
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see’s a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman. Knock knock who"s there? it’s the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating. ” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.
What time is it when you can smell smoke ?? inside? Time to get outside
(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is ?1,000" But that’s not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don’t let me see that smoking hot body
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