Smoking jokes

(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

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Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!

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crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed

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what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed? a baked potato

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There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.

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What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

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Zebra couldn’t find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when htm title=' and zebras are stuck in this stile forever'>he to the ocean it’s still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever

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why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.

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When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

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Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke? Quack

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Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.

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Don’t Touch My Truck-By: Breland and Sam Hunt You can drink my liquor You can call my lady You can take my money You can smoke my blunt Scuff these Jordans You can say you hate me You can call me crazy, but Don’t touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don’t touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don’t touch my V8 engine with

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