Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star and Tati Westbrook has gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash, I just don’t find their content interesting, and I don’t watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content. Ok heres ur funi jokeee Who is the best makeup artist? Just because Jeffree has Star at the end doesn’t mean he is best
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What cigarettes Churchill’s wife likes to smoke? A blue Winston
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high touch just thigh and said I know you wanna But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a kid
Two plus two is four Minus one, that’s three, quick maths Every day, man’s on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He’s got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He’s got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin’ that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin’ 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin’) If she ain’t on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ??????
He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed? a baked potato
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2 LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ?????? DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. Vote for the better joke
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :) -Dark_Humor
what do you call a burning church? Holy Smokes
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