What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don’t let me see that smoking hot body
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high touch just thigh and said I know you wanna But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a kid
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
What Did Rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop & Smoke.
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed? a baked potato
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke
What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
What cigarettes Churchill’s wife likes to smoke? A blue Winston
what was the last thing that went through PH’s head? water and smoke
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2 LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ?????? DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. Vote for the better joke
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
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