a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color… Black
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don’t let me see that smoking hot body
Why did the guy get the hose Because the girl was smoking hot
What time is it when you can smell smoke ?? inside? Time to get outside
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d? I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!
Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed? a baked potato
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