One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No”, said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, “Then you’re not old enough.” The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, “Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No” said Little Johhny. “Then you’re not old enough.” his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, “Can I have some of your cookies?” Little Johnny replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” His grandpa replied, “It most certainly can!” Little Johnny replied, "Then go f@ck yourself
crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ??????
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigerates at the f@cking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
jack and jill went up a hill to smoke weed jack and jill got high and jack ripped jills close right off her then jill ripped jacks close off jack wen they were fully naked they started to kiss but jack stoped jill said i know you wana jack said no but jill jumped on that candy stick any way jack gave in to jill. jill got off then let jack suck her candy stick jill sucked on jacks candy stick
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating. ” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
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