what was the last thing that went through PH’s head? water and smoke
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?” Johnny replied “No.” and left the room. The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car. “Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny. “Does your dick touch your asshole?” “No.” The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie. “Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa. “Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?” “Yep.” “Then go f@ck yourself, this is my cookie.”
What cigarettes Churchill’s wife likes to smoke? A blue Winston
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
what do you call a burning church? Holy Smokes
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! ??
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see’s a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman. Knock knock who"s there? it’s the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
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