what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don’t let me see that smoking hot body
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d? I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
jack and jill went up a hill to smoke weed jack and jill got high and jack ripped jills close right off her then jill ripped jacks close off jack wen they were fully naked they started to kiss but jack stoped jill said i know you wana jack said no but jill jumped on that candy stick any way jack gave in to jill. jill got off then let jack suck her candy stick jill sucked on jacks candy stick
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color… Black
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :) -Dark_Humor
why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
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