Smoking jokes

When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

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a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color… Black

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(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

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Why did the guy get the hose Because the girl was smoking hot

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My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating. ” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

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one day little johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar johnny said can i have puff grandpa said can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that day johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink johnny said can i have a sip grandpa said the same thing can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that night johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchin grandpa said hi son can i have a cookie johnny said htm title=' said yes johnny said good go f@ck yourself'>can your dick touch your ass grandpa said yes johnny said good go f@ck yourself

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He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

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What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke? Quack

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There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”

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When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

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My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d? I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!

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Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke

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why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.

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