Smoking jokes

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me? ! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids

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what was the last thing that went through PH’s head? water and smoke

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Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.

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your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain

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What time is it when you can smell smoke ?? inside? Time to get outside

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I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high touch just thigh and said I know you wanna But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a kid

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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Why did the guy get the hose Because the girl was smoking hot

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Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.

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Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.

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Two plus two is four Minus one, that’s three, quick maths Every day, man’s on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He’s got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He’s got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin’ that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin’ 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin’) If she ain’t on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose

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What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.

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why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.

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