There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”
(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,
What Did Rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop & Smoke.
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-
crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed
why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me? ! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.
Why did the guy get the hose Because the girl was smoking hot
What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke? Quack
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