Zebra couldn’t find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when htm title=' and zebras are stuck in this stile forever'>he to the ocean it’s still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is ?1,000" But that’s not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! ??
crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we’ve opened a window.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d? I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ??????
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2 LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ?????? DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. Vote for the better joke
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