When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we’ve opened a window.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :) -Dark_Humor
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
what was the last thing that went through PH’s head? water and smoke
What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke? Quack
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ?????? DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.” Vote for the better joke
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
What cigarettes Churchill’s wife likes to smoke? A blue Winston
(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color… Black
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-
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