There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high touch just thigh and said I know you wanna But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a kid
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
Zebra couldn’t find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when htm title=' and zebras are stuck in this stile forever'>he to the ocean it’s still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
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