Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
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