How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
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