A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
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