whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
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