i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
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