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why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
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