Stairs jokes

Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

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I love stairs. They always bring me up

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How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

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How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

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Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

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Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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