Stairs jokes

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!

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why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????

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What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

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I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

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What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

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