What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
i fell down the stairs once.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
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