I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
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