My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
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