do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
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