i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
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