That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
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