Stairs jokes

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.

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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????

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I love stairs. They always bring me up

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do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

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I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

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how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

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joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind

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