Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
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