My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
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