a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
i fell down the stairs once.
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
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