Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
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