A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM htm title=' OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT'>GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men’s restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west. I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
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