What’s tree plus tree? Sticks!
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What’s sticky and brown? A stick!
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS’s office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
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