Whats long brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
Whats brown and sticky? … A stick. Get your head out of the gutters…Jeez.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
How can toilet paper decorate your house Shit sticks everywhere
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked htm title=' that my dad whacked me with his dick'>by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick
What do call a stick with a string on the end of it… A fshingpole
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!
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