I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done. So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities. That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
Why are dogs born with balls? They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
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