whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG Get your mind together
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks!
Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS’s office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle. A meter stick
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
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