Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Whats long brown and sticky? A stick.
chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”… …so I threw a dictionary at him.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
Why are dogs born with balls? They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!
I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done. So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities. That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked htm title=' that my dad whacked me with his dick'>by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick
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