Stick jokes

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

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Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u

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A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah

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What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

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“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker

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whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife

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How can toilet paper decorate your house Shit sticks everywhere

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so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"

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What’s sticky and brown? A stick!

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I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

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My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked htm title=' that my dad whacked me with his dick'>by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick

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Why are dogs born with balls? They were having their stick moment when got given birth too

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I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.

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whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur

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chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick

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