Stick jokes

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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I don’t get why people don’t like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that’s the other hole.

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a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor’s stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn’t die and he replied, “I’m a bad conductor” how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.

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What’s sticky and brown? A stick!

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Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u

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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

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Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!

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What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

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How can toilet paper decorate your house Shit sticks everywhere

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What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha

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In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…

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How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

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“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker

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I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”… …so I threw a dictionary at him.

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I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…

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