Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s
if gay means happy then i am now straight A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
bro im so gay i can’t even spell strait
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
POV: You liked this joke because your straight
Little Johnny was late to school one day and miss brown asks, Johnny how come ur late to class and Johnny says, Miss, u wouldn’t believe it, the farmers bull got out and started f@cking the white cow miss brown said Johnny don’t use that word next time you want to say that use the word “surprised”. The next day Johnny was late again and miss brown said Johnny why are you late and Johnny replied miss you wouldn’t believe it the farmers bull got out and “surprised” the whit cow, miss brown said that’s much better Jonny and Johnny said yeah walked straight passed it and started f@cking the black one
Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all! :D
NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight
In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it’s night.
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