Straight jokes

Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole

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========================= (pre-election 2016) Trump Hating Comedian at seedy East L.A. comedy club - "Hey how "bout that Donald Trump chump… what the f@ck up with that dude, man ? “Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” (< leap week, muthafukas !) . . . "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit

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you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight

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A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight

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Why can’t gay people play Baseball they can’t through the ball straight.

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Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler

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What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!

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The only thing I do straight is vodka

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Bisexuals aren’t gay Bisexuals aren’t straight They’re graight ??

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To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all! :D

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Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes

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Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.

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You’re so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight

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Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

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3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can’t laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ‘‘this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don’t you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ‘‘What do you ca…’’ out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ‘‘Why are you laughing I haven’t even finished the joke yet’’? The blonde replies ‘’ I just got the first joke’’.

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