Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror
NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all! :D
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn’t even race, not because I was behind, because I can’t go straight, if i’m gay…
if gay means happy then i am now straight A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
I KNOW IT’S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!! Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it’s time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
im hertophobic- aka im allergic to all straight guys
isn’t it strange that the LGTBQ flag only has straight lines?
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