The only thing I do straight is vodka
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it really hard??????
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight
My mom said that being straight is good but if your straight how do you walk so i decided to be gay
You know we straight with doin your mom
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
isn’t it strange that the LGTBQ flag only has straight lines?
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
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