Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler
I KNOW IT’S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!! Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it’s time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
My friend said “Dude, if you don’t put your desk in line with the column, your gay.” so he did it and i said “Well i guess now he’s straight” ;D
im hertophobic- aka im allergic to all straight guys
why can’t lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit: . .
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
bro im so gay i can’t even spell strait
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.
If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
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