Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we’re taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let’s me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that’s not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay? Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent! Orphan: -no response-
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.
An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”
What the type of teacher who doesn’t fart in public? A Private Tutor/Tooter
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window. The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?” The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
My teacher told me, “You have no idea how powerful this quote is.” I looked at her and told her, “You don’t know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is.”
Your forehead so big that the Teachers use it as a whiteboard
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved…and shot her.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!
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