Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 8 August

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Fat jokes

"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

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Transport jokes
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Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Sea jokes
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What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!

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Job jokes
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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Green jokes

Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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Computer jokes
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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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Puns jokes
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One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

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Family jokes
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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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Sea jokes
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What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

The space bar!

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Computer jokes

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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Dark Humor
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A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.

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Doctors jokes
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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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Stairs jokes
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What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s finger.

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Green jokes
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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow

When I woke I was being sexually abused

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Dream jokes

What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

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Straight jokes
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It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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Life jokes
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Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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Fat jokes
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Whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What’s the difference?
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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

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Game jokes
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