How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
i like trains train hits him
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
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