%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes gasp how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that… and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
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