"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
I need a hug hugs train
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