why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherf@ckers get off here, and you motherf@ckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
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