Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
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