Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
i like trains train hits him
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
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