Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I need a hug hugs train
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
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