Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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