Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
i like trains train hits him
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
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