Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
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