1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
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