hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
How does a train dance?It bogies!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
RUS | ENG
