Waiting jokes

A mom gave her son “the talk”. her son replies "wait so there really isn’t candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied.

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Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh…Wait…Continue.

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I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.

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My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait

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I cant wait to see Uranus??

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Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom? He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless- Oh Wait YOU FOOL-

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How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding- none. They can’t change anything.

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I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime

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my therapist says with time all wounds can heal so I stabbed him now we wait

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What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face