Guys stop making jokes about orphan’s parents will be told… oh wait
did you know the f in orphan stands for family…oh wait HAHA we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents…oh continue
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Can’t wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!
What do you do when you see a sad orphan? Nothing let them wait for their parents.
yo mama so fat , when she ran… oh wait nevermind
Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU… “You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. ” “Wait! I can explain everything.”
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do that, I am a Congressman!” The thief replies: “Oh, sorry. Give me MY money.”
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty? Puberty waits the blow up
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait… nevermind…
A blonde, redhead and brunette are all sitting in a hospital’s waiting room for ultrasounds. After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, “What’s with the giggling?” The brunette replies, “I’m having a boy!” The blonde and the redhead ask, “How do you know?” “Because he was on top!” The brunette replies again. The three go back to conversing and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly. “What’s with the giggling?” The blonde and brunette ask. “I’m having a girl!” The redhead replies. “Well, how do you know?” The blonde and brunette ask again. “I was on top!” All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears. “Oh, honey! What’s wrong?” The redhead and brunette ask. “I’m having puppies!”
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