did you know the f in orphan stands for family…oh wait HAHA we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents…oh continue
I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Can’t wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait…
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom? He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless- Oh Wait YOU FOOL-
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Sy’kyira: I can’t wait for the therapist to come. Daina: Same, 30 minutes have passed … I also wonder what that loud sound is. Sy’kyira: SAME !!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ??? Daina: I know, right?
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.” A man is with his friend in a bar. The friend, out of the blue asks, “Hey, what’s your body count?” Nervous, the man looks away. The friend then says, “I’m talking about sex.” The man then turns back and mumbles, “Oh… I thought you saw inside the basement…” “Wait, wha…” “What?”
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait
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