Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? ?? The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face ??
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!
Sy’kyira: I can’t wait for the therapist to come. Daina: Same, 30 minutes have passed … I also wonder what that loud sound is. Sy’kyira: SAME !!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ??? Daina: I know, right?
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face. My therapist said: “Time heals all wounds” I shot her now we wait
The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan? Nothing let them wait for their parents.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty? Puberty waits the blow up
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep? Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
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