Sy’kyira: I can’t wait for the therapist to come. Daina: Same, 30 minutes have passed … I also wonder what that loud sound is. Sy’kyira: SAME !!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ??? Daina: I know, right?
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face. My therapist said: “Time heals all wounds” I shot her now we wait
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
what did the bomber say the the jet? sorry bro, I gotta bomb. WAIT NO-
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
What do you do when you see a sad orphan? Nothing let them wait for their parents.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait
I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
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