What do you do when you see a sad orphan? Nothing let them wait for their parents.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait… nevermind…
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait
Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU… “You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. ” “Wait! I can explain everything.”
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and htm title=' wait what I thought she was on pill'>tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? ?? The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face ??
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.” A man is with his friend in a bar. The friend, out of the blue asks, “Hey, what’s your body count?” Nervous, the man looks away. The friend then says, “I’m talking about sex.” The man then turns back and mumbles, “Oh… I thought you saw inside the basement…” “Wait, wha…” “What?”
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh…Wait…Continue.
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
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