Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait… nevermind…
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan? Nothing let them wait for their parents.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
Can’t wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait…
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.
A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and htm title=' wait what I thought she was on pill'>tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers feminist: correct everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face. My therapist said: “Time heals all wounds” I shot her now we wait
A mom gave her son “the talk”. her son replies "wait so there really isn’t candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied.
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