My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face. My therapist said: “Time heals all wounds” I shot her now we wait
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing) Man: Ah… suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I’ll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore…
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said , ”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”
I cant wait to see Uranus??
Guys stop making jokes about orphan’s parents will be told… oh wait
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