yo mama so fat , when she ran… oh wait nevermind
Friend: Want to play fall guys? Friend 2: Yup Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going? Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off Friend: Why? Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
I cant wait to see Uranus??
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding- none. They can’t change anything.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty? Puberty waits the blow up
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh…Wait…Continue.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? ?? The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face ??
The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing) Man: Ah… suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I’ll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore…
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
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