Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU… “You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. ” “Wait! I can explain everything.”
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal so I stabbed him now we wait
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing) Man: Ah… suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I’ll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore…
I cant wait to see Uranus??
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh…Wait…Continue.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait
Can’t wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty? Puberty waits the blow up
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do that, I am a Congressman!” The thief replies: “Oh, sorry. Give me MY money.”
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
A woman walks into a doctor’s office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it’s her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they’re unlike anything he’s heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, ‘Well I have good news and bad news.’ The woman says, ‘I’ll hear the good news first please. ’ The doctor replies ‘The good news is we’re naming a disease after you!’
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
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