Friend: Want to play fall guys? Friend 2: Yup Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going? Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off Friend: Why? Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Can’t wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding- none. They can’t change anything.
Guys stop making jokes about orphan’s parents will be told… oh wait
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? ?? The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face ??
I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers feminist: correct everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
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