Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh…Wait…Continue.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Friend: Want to play fall guys? Friend 2: Yup Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going? Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off Friend: Why? Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
What do you do when you see a sad orphan? Nothing let them wait for their parents.
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers feminist: correct everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do that, I am a Congressman!” The thief replies: “Oh, sorry. Give me MY money.”
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: … oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime
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