Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Moist of the time.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend…? come
I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
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