Woman jokes

Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.

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my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

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Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

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A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”

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I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

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A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What’s got you down" The man says “I just found out my Niece is gay.” The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks “What’s got you down now?” The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women? " The man says “My wife does.”

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little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"

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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”