Woman jokes

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

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Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman? Transparent

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

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A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

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My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.

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i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

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Wife:Honey im pregnant Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad Wife:No you’re not

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Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

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i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

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The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury. Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available. One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier

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Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don’t have balls.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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