Woman jokes

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?

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Therapist: so what brought you here today? wife: he’s too literal Therapist: and you sir? husband: my truck

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some

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Flippity floppity women are property

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A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the f@cking autopsy!”

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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how do you know when your wife is cheating on you? she comes home with sparkles on her face

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wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend…? come

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I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm

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Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: “Shut up … you’re next!”

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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