Woman jokes

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

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My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly. So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila

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my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

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little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"

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There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

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The cops are still searching for my wife’s killer. Luckily I already fled the country.

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Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

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My girlfriend is a porn star. – She will kill me if she finds out.

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I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers like if your not A GAY dislike if your furry repost if you HATE blacks omment for VBUCKS sub to me on youtube its my friend and he has aids send himjoeide53rygq2ej/le nb rfcshsu 3nurtv N3Q5UERIUGWTC7w2VWGYEHIWAWASERYAANFYINSIDEFREHJOBUGFUYWUSGRFYDIDYFRG911

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

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