Flippity floppity women are property
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
I know a woman who owns a taser. – She’s stunning!
Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time……………….tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant. My name, my address and my phone number.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Girlfriends are just like Ak47s they always go off on you.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.
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