Woman jokes

My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000

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When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

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Little Johnny walked on into to his house.He heard a banging sound from up above and decied to investigate.He opened the door to his parents room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

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When your girlfriend has an abortion, it’s kinda like dodging your own bullets.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????

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my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father. “It means ‘happy’,” replied the father. “Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?” “No, son, I have a wife.”

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Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it. I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

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My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again

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My girlfriend is a porn star. – She will kill me if she finds out.

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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

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