you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.” :D
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant. My name, my address and my phone number.
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man’s balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ?You look like a million pounds!? The wife divorced him.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it? The man, because he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.
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