A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor “hows the baby?” “You had twins” the doctor replied. “Your brother named them” the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" “He called the girl Denise” “what about the boy” the woman asked the doctor said “denephew”
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
Wife:Honey im pregnant Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad Wife:No you’re not
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
I know a woman who owns a taser. – She’s stunning!
Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
why is there no woman on the moon? because it doesnt need to be cleaned
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Two girls have a sleepover. Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey
My girlfriend is like treasure to me You need a shovel to find her…
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don’t have balls.
What do u call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do? Wrong
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