Woman jokes

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

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A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read “Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now” The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying “Sorry meant using your wifi”

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A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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My wife is like a mirror I can never look at it

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My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me

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I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.

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My wife thinks i’m immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some

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In my mothers generation, they grew up with wonder woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she’s a woman.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.

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My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000

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Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’ The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said. The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

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why is there no woman on the moon? because it doesnt need to be cleaned

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