Boy: my girlfriend didn’t dump me, I dumped her… Off the nearby cliff
My girlfriend is like treasure to me You need a shovel to find her…
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Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
I took my girlfriend out the other day… Man do I love being a sniper.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: “Shut up … you’re next!”
Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room. My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
Do you know what’s the difference between a knife and a girl’s argument A knife has a point
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