Woman jokes

FIRST DATE man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher…

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i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

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Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don’t have balls.

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Girlfriends are just like Ak47s they always go off on you.

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one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up

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Most states: “It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.” Alabama: “She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”

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Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?

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The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury. Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available. One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier

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Flippity floppity women are property

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like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.

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Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

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Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.

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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank? ” The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”

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