Woman jokes

"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”

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Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe

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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

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Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.

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My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000

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Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?

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Two girls have a sleepover. Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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My girlfriend is 19 and I’m 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed. It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

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If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?

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My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.

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Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

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i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

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