Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Moist of the time.
What do u call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do? Wrong
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time……………….tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
In my mothers generation, they grew up with wonder woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she’s a woman.
Most states: “It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.” Alabama: “She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says “oh my god your shoulders are broad!” another woman says “are you sure it’s a woman?”
Do you know what’s the difference between a knife and a girl’s argument A knife has a point
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
Two friends who’ve been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday. The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, “If she doesn’t like the card I got her, then she can go f@ck herself!”
Therapist: so what brought you here today? wife: he’s too literal Therapist: and you sir? husband: my truck
The cops are still searching for my wife’s killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man’s balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
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