Woman jokes

Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?

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I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

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I have a girlfriend.

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I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset

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If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it? The man, because he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.

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There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night, and take her home. So they get to the bigger brothers house, and walk in his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk bed. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, “whenever you feel good, say lettuce, and whenever you want to switch positions say tomato.” The girl constantly is saying “lettuce, tomato” and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, " can you guys stop making sandwiches, you’re getting mayonnaise all over me.

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Boy: my girlfriend didn’t dump me, I dumped her… Off the nearby cliff

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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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My wife thinks i’m immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.

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Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.

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My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me

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so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?

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There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

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