Woman jokes

Boy: my girlfriend didn’t dump me, I dumped her… Off the nearby cliff

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Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.

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Girlfriends are just like Ak47s they always go off on you.

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Billy: spits out food Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths. Dad: looks at mom Mom: Shut up If you get you get it

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why did the orphan not have a girlfriend? because he thought that she would leave him to.

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Moist of the time.

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Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either

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Me: Are you okay? Dentist: I’m just a bit surprised. When I said to you “spit it out” I wasn’t expecting you to say you’ve been shagging my wife.

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

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What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come

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Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don’t have balls.

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If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it? The man, because he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.

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The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”

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