Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
why is there no woman on the moon? because it doesnt need to be cleaned
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.
Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman? Transparent
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank? ” The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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