Woman jokes

My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly. So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.

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My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

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Do you know what’s the difference between a knife and a girl’s argument A knife has a point

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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. “Long day?” the bartender asks. “Well… My oldest son just came out…” The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. “What now?” the bartender asks. “My middle son just came out.” The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. “Again?” the bartender asks. “Yeah. My youngest son.” He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. “My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls? ?” the bartender asks. “Yeah… My wife.”

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what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

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Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10

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I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

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My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish. I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman? Transparent

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An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, “Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in”.

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One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.

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FIRST DATE man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher…

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