Woman jokes

What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come

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One day I got home and told my girlfriend “I cheated on you.” she replied with “F**k you” I then said “But you won’t, that’s why I cheated on you.”

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.

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My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

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My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

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The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury. Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available. One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier

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Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. not everyone gets it

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran

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A man boards a plane with six children of various ages. After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?” “No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

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A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

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Husband: I bet you can’t say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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My girlfriend is like treasure to me You need a shovel to find her…

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