Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window… If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
A woman walks into a doctor’s office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it’s her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they’re unlike anything he’s heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, ‘Well I have good news and bad news.’ The woman says, ‘I’ll hear the good news first please. ’ The doctor replies ‘The good news is we’re naming a disease after you!’
Flippity floppity women are property
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
I comforted my friend about his wife’s death: until I found out who did it.
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
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