What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
Wives are like grenades… – Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
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