Woman jokes

When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

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how do you know when your wife is cheating on you? she comes home with sparkles on her face

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Wife:Honey im pregnant Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad Wife:No you’re not

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Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly? Boyfriend: your both! Girlfriend: what do you mean by that? Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

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My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She’s 7

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why did the orphan not have a girlfriend? because he thought that she would leave him to.

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one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up

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What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come

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Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. not everyone gets it

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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.

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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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